Funny Fart Stuff & Humor About Passing Gas

I apologize in advance…

Today’s post is purely in response to all of the people who’ve been asking for “Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer” over on our Bud Light Real Men of Genius pages.

(Trust me, there have been many!)

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In the process of doing my “research” about flatulence issues, I came across a number of interesting products, treatments, cartoons and pictures regarding the act of passing gas.

Therefore, I will share.

While this tends to be a comical issue, I do feel obligated to point out the fact that flatulence can be a serious problem for some people. But I figure that even they would be hard pressed not to laugh (or at least smile) at some of what follows.

For starters, did you know that your body produces anywhere from 1 cup to a half-gallon of gas a day, and as a result, you should be passing gas about 14 times a day?

Don’t believe me? Maybe it’s time you get your facts straight.

Check out the causes and treatments for excessive gas.

And, for the record… people tend to burp 15 times a day, on average.

Flatulence occurs when a food does not break down completely in the stomach and small intestine. As a result, the food makes it into the large intestine in an undigested state. Source

Need more of a visual?…

Consider this:

Our bodies operate a lot like an automobile engine. You have an intake system (mouth, which takes in food/fuel), ignition/combustion chamber (stomach/intestinal tract, which burns the fuel then converts it to energy), and an exhaust system (colon/anal, which emits vapors and gases which are expelled). Source

Ah, but rest assured…

It turns out that the act of passing gas may actually be quite healthy:

This biochemical conversion adds years to your life. It’s also been proven to improve quality of life, lessen the risk of heart disease, and also acts as a skin exfoliant. Source

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About Lynnette

I like to help people find unique ways to do things in order to save time & money — so I write about “outside the box” ideas that most wouldn’t think of. As a lifelong dog owner, I often share my best tips for living with and training dogs. I worked in Higher Ed over 10 years before switching gears to pursue activities that I’m truly passionate about. I’ve worked at a vet, in a photo lab, and at a zoo — to name a few. I enjoy the outdoors via bicycle, motorcycle, Jeep, or RV. You can always find me at the corner of Good News & Fun Times as publisher of The Fun Times Guide (32 fun & helpful websites).

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