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Funny Fart Stuff & Humor About Passing Gas

I apologize in advance...

Today's post is purely in response to all of the people who've been asking for "Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer" over on our Bud Light Real Men of Genius pages. (Trust me, there have been many!)
 

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In the process of doing my "research" about flatulence issues, I came across a number of interesting products, treatments, cartoons and pictures regarding the act of passing gas.

Therefore, I will share.

While this tends to be a comical issue, I do feel obligated to point out the fact that flatulence can be a serious problem for some people. But I figure that even they would be hard pressed not to laugh (or at least smile) at some of what follows.

 

For starters, did you know that your body produces anywhere from 1 cup to a half-gallon of gas a day, and as a result, you should be passing gas about 14 times a day?

Don't believe me? Maybe it's time you get your facts straight.

Check out the causes and treatments for excessive gas.

 

And, for the record... people tend to burp 15 times a day, on average.

Flatulence occurs when a food does not break down completely in the stomach and small intestine. As a result, the food makes it into the large intestine in an undigested state. Source: Flat-D Innovations

 

Need more of a visual?...

Consider this:

Our bodies operate a lot like an automobile engine. You have an intake system (mouth, which takes in food/fuel), ignition/combustion chamber (stomach/intestinal tract, which burns the fuel then converts it to energy), and an exhaust system (colon/anal, which emits vapors and gasses which are expelled). Source: Flat-D Innovations

 

Ah, but rest assured...
It turns out that the act of passing gas may actually be quite healthy:

"This bio-chemical conversion adds years to your life. It's also been proven to improve quality of life, lessen the risk of heart disease, and also acts as a skin exfoliant." Source: "Farts Are Funny"

FARTING DOT!

 

Funny Fart Stuff

 




3 Comments

kami,sissy,shyan

that was really awesome. those farts must of stunk!!!!!!!!!!!

Shyan,Sissy,&Kami :) laugh out loud!!!!!!

jim carney

that was realyfunnys

susan

hillarious

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